he who cannot be named (in the bathroom)

He who cannot be named likes to talk on the phone in the bathroom. And not the bathroom of his residence. But the bathroom at his place of employment. Possibly also the bathrooms of restaurants, gas stations, bars, who knows how far reaching this might be. Alone this isn't a problem. I'm not gonna lie. I've done it too. But in the privacy of my own home. To my immediate family members who I've had numerous between door conversations while on the toilet when we're in the same location. There's a difference between that and doing it at work. The difference is called professionalism. He literally takes care of business while taking care of business.