indivduals i want to be friends with

As a follow up to famous people who creep me out I also have a list of those famous people I think would love to have me as their friend:

Justin Timberlake: While most gals probably want to do him I simply want to be his friend. Certainly he's cute. And he has curly hair. Is fit. The dude can sing, rap, dance, collaborates with Timbaland and other hip hop genuises on a regular basis. He's freaking funny as hell (I give him credit for reviving SNL.). And seems totally down to earth. I can see why he's popular with the ladies but think it'll work out better for us if we just remain friends.

Tina Fey: Now this is someone I do have a crush on. But not being a lesbian would have to keep platonic as well. She's cute, funny, a great writer, and seems like she's be super fun to hang with in real life. And a legit role model for females (and males). I've had this fantasy of writing and appearing on SNL since the age of 10 and this is one woman who's done it. I'm often told I look like Amy Poehler (oh, I want to be friends with her too) so maybe it would be easy to sneak one past her...

Chad Ochocinco: This might seem like a surprise pick since many people think he's an egotistical maniac. Egotistical maniacs are probably some of my least favorite people. However, I don't think this title applies to Mr. Ochocinco. I think he's just a childlike guy who is trying to have a bit of fun in his life and not take his job too seriously and the uptight peeps of the NFL (and rest of the world) are trying to hold the man down. I think we'd have a lot of fun together and we could all learn a lesson from him.

individuals who creep me out

Now to be fair to these individuals they aren't anyone I know personally so all I have to judge them on is their public persona. However, I think that might be enough:

Kevin Bacon: If I ran into Kevin Bacon in a dark alley I'd run as fast as I could in the other direction. Hell, if I ran into Kevin Bacon anywhere at anytime I'd probably run as fast I could in the other direction. This probably stems from watching Sleepers and Hollow Man one too many times rather than him actually being a total creeper in real life.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt: I don't really know anything about these two other than parts of two episodes of The Hills I unfortunately watched and some random articles on the internet. However, between her insane plastic surgery and semi-clueless way of speaking and his hard core jerk moves and bad attitude. Still, they've managed to make a fortune out of no talent so I might be missing something here. Or else the U.S. is more f'ed than I ever could've imagined.

Ryan Seacrest: I'm convinced the man's a robot. Which would then technically not make him a man. Does the dude sleep? He has a morning radio show, which if I'm correct would require him to be at work each morning at some crazy hour like 4am. He hosts American Idol. I'm not a fan of the show but it's so popular that can't be a small feat. He does stuff for Entertainment television. What stuff I don't know. I mean, I'm into accomplished peeps because that denotes hard work, commitment, dedication, talent, dreaming big, all great qualities I would want in someone. However, in this case I think he's taken it too far. When I think of him instead of thinking of the above characteristics I think of workaholic, neurotic, attention whore and selfish. And that might not be fair. He might not be any of those. Well, he has to be a workaholic or I don't know how he'd accomplish so much. And it's all in the entertainment industry so I'd venture attention whore isn't way off. Neurotic is simply a bold guess. And selfish would just be because I don't know how he'd have time to maintain any semblence of a close relationship in his life.