Showing posts with label creepers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label creepers. Show all posts

Friday, March 5, 2010

individuals who creep me out

Now to be fair to these individuals they aren't anyone I know personally so all I have to judge them on is their public persona. However, I think that might be enough:

Kevin Bacon: If I ran into Kevin Bacon in a dark alley I'd run as fast as I could in the other direction. Hell, if I ran into Kevin Bacon anywhere at anytime I'd probably run as fast I could in the other direction. This probably stems from watching Sleepers and Hollow Man one too many times rather than him actually being a total creeper in real life.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt: I don't really know anything about these two other than parts of two episodes of The Hills I unfortunately watched and some random articles on the internet. However, between her insane plastic surgery and semi-clueless way of speaking and his hard core jerk moves and bad attitude. Still, they've managed to make a fortune out of no talent so I might be missing something here. Or else the U.S. is more f'ed than I ever could've imagined.

Ryan Seacrest: I'm convinced the man's a robot. Which would then technically not make him a man. Does the dude sleep? He has a morning radio show, which if I'm correct would require him to be at work each morning at some crazy hour like 4am. He hosts American Idol. I'm not a fan of the show but it's so popular that can't be a small feat. He does stuff for Entertainment television. What stuff I don't know. I mean, I'm into accomplished peeps because that denotes hard work, commitment, dedication, talent, dreaming big, all great qualities I would want in someone. However, in this case I think he's taken it too far. When I think of him instead of thinking of the above characteristics I think of workaholic, neurotic, attention whore and selfish. And that might not be fair. He might not be any of those. Well, he has to be a workaholic or I don't know how he'd accomplish so much. And it's all in the entertainment industry so I'd venture attention whore isn't way off. Neurotic is simply a bold guess. And selfish would just be because I don't know how he'd have time to maintain any semblence of a close relationship in his life.